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Lots of people try to remake Jesus in their own image by viewing His life through the lens of their culture, but this is a remarkably offensive way to view the King of Kings. Unless you're American. We spoke to actual theologians to discuss the validity of Jesus being an American and you won't believe what we learned.

Check out these convincing proofs:

Founded the most popular religion in America: No way that's a coincidence.

Didn't rely on government to solve problems: Bureaucrats can't walk on water or heal blindness.

He was played by Jim Caviezel in a movie: And he's more American than anybody.

Never watched a soccer game: Of course he didn't. Because he wasn't a stinking communist.

Probably would have liked baseball if it'd been around at t

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