If Mid-American Conference executives start showing up at children’s birthday parties with rabbits and top hats, now we know why.

Next week’s football games disappear so expertly, David Copperfield has reportedly added them to his act.

Have you seen when Bowling Green and Toledo are playing?

BG kicks off at winless Massachusetts in the coveted Tuesday 4:30 p.m. slot, while the Rockets take on Central Michigan at noon Saturday, perfectly scheduled to go head-to-head against Ohio State-Michigan.

Just to complete the trick — maximizing invisibility for one of the most consequential games of the year — the Toledo finale won’t even be on TV.

Voila!

Out of sight, out of mind, welcome to college football’s premier magic act, also known as the Witness Protection League.

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