Elon Musk is now teasing the idea of writing an autobiography, which will surely provide an unvarnished and truthful account of the life of one of the most brilliant minds ever to indulge a ketamine habit on planet Earth.

The potential trillionaire-in-waiting revealed the idea in response to critical comments made by Walter Isaacson, who wrote the bestselling, nearly 700-page-long biography about Musk published back in 2023.

During a talk at C-SPAN‘s American’s Book Club last week, Isaacson criticized Musk for his efforts to dismantle the federal government through DOGE. Musk “could have changed the government for good,” Isaacson lamented, but instead gutted foreign aid and fired federal workers en masse.

The remarks were seen as sacrilege by Musk’s fans, who accused Isaacson of not und

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