Here's a guide to what sides, shade and tools for self-medicating the zodiac signs are brining to Thanksgiving this year. Jeffrey Colson/NYPOST

As we gather to overindulge in honor of our most fraught national holiday, we are here to offer a different kind of dish, a round-up of what each zodiac sign brings — or doesn’t bring — to the table.

We serve this generous helping of zodiac shade alongside the knowledge that the true history and legacy of Thanksgiving continue to be dangerously and deliberately misrepresented and mythologized .

Let it be said, let it be acknowledged, and let us be better. And now, let us turn our attention to the stars that govern us.

How do our zodiac signs inform the kind of holiday guest/host/misanthrope we are? Are we fresh or frozen? Boxed wine or a g

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