Presumably because the Justice Department is now run by people who don’t actually have any idea what attorneys do, it dropped a giant data demand on all 93 offices Monday—with a deadline of Wednesday.

What does the DOJ want? Not much, really. Just for every U.S. attorney to provide comprehensive data on how much they’ve warped their offices into racist revenge machines.

Yes, the top federal prosecutor in each district probably didn’t have much to do this week and can definitely spend their time answering what is basically a duplicate of Elon Musk’s “5 things” email.

It’s not like U.S. attorneys are overseeing offices handling hundreds—if not thousands—of criminal cases each year. Never mind that each federal district is also juggling hundreds or thousands of civil matters. And pay no at

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