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Congratulations! You've graduated from college and now have a piece of paper that says you're smart! Unfortunately, you'll probably be poor and in debt for the rest of your life. Here are ten things you could've bought with your money in lieu of a college education.

1) A house filled with a lifetime supply of food: But you paid for college instead. Now, you get to work for the rest of your life paying off a house as well as your college debt!

2) Training on how to be a long-haul trucker making 80K per year, plus 3 Ferarris: You mean your college recruiter didn't mention this?

3) 300 mail-order brides from Ukraine: The prices have never been lower!

4) All the equipment you need to rob Caesar's, the Bellagio, and the MGM Grand in one night with an elite team of

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