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If you have less than infinity rounds of ammunition in your house, it's time to buy more ammo!
Say what? You need a better reason than that? Ok fine - here are eight.
1) You'll need enough ammo to defend yourself from the zombie hoard caused by the next Wuhan lab leak: We heard COVID-20's a doozy.
2) To fill up those new 700-round drum magazines you just bought for your AR-15: Next year they're coming out with a 1000 round drum! 'Merica!
3) Just in case you get dirt on the Clintons: If you get dirt on Hillary, you need to be prepared to defend yourself against a full military strike.
4) It's time for us to buy what we have been buying and that time is every day: Wise words from Kamala Harris!
5) So you'll have something to shoot into the sky as you salute the

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