WASHINGTON, D.C - Joe Biden held a press conference to address criticisms head-on claiming he is responsible for America's higher gas prices. The President strongly refuted such claims, stating that he's not responsible - unless of course, the prices go way down.
"It's simply not true. It just isn't folks," said Joe Biden defensively. "I have no control over gas prices whatsoever - unless, of course, they go way back down again. In that case, then it's all me."
"But for the time being, I can't do much right now. Russia is responsible," the President added. "Should the prices go down again, when Trump gets reelected for example, then that is my fault. All my fault. Guilty as charged for all gas prices." Biden then seemed to forget what he was talking about and stared blankly into the came

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