MOULTONBOROUGH, NH — To make the most of the Thanksgiving holiday, the Richardson family reportedly instituted helpful debate rules allowing for 2-minute speeches followed by a 1-minute rebuttal.

"We have to have order, people," Henry Richardson said. "No shouting over people, or you're not getting any dessert."

According to sources, pre-planned debate topics for the Richardson family Thanksgiving include, but are not limited to, the American school system, January 6, and cranberry sauce. Strangely missing from the family's planned discourse is a debate on transgenderism, owing in large part to the fact that cousin Freddie's new name is Francesca.

Heather Richardson, who has no intention of debating any topics, will serve as moderator to the rest of the family. The kids' table will serv

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