Olivia Nuzzi’s book was supposed to take on the RFK affair. It’s so much worse.

Are blond white women OK? I am, notoriously, brunette, but even I have started to notice that blond white women are in such varied states of disarray. This summer, Sydney Sweeney seemed to tank her career (and then doubled down) with a poorly placed denim ad that was, incredibly, about white supremacy. Meanwhile, Karoline Leavitt, the White House press secretary, can’t get her boss to stop talking about her hot, thin mouth while she ignores her nephew’s mother’s deportation . And today, Olivia Nuzzi’s greatly anticipated (at least, if you ask any other journalists about it; most of us are unemployed anyway) memoir , American Canto , finally arrived. Intended to reveal the truth behind headlines from last year, the book is purportedly about her affair with then–presidential candid