You know how I claimed I’d evolved past the need to soak up the bummer-y, ever-present drama of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives ? Well, it turns out that’s not quite true. In my defense, I’m going through a breakup and moving homes, and the only thing that’s soothed me as I get used to sleeping alone in a new apartment is the sweet sound of bronde-hair-extensioned Mormon momfluencers in their alarmingly early 20s fighting with each other about the most inane things possible.

Luckily for me (and anyone else who can’t get enough MomTok mess), the show’s Season 3 reunion special is out now on Hulu. Below, find absolutely every thought I had about The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives cast reuniting.

Hey, it’s Stassi!

I’ve been watching this show for three seasons, and I’m still not goo

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