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If you're the proud owner of a kid between the ages of 12 and 20, you know that the teenage years are the most socially sensitive time any child ever goes through. Teenagers have the capacity to be embarrassed by literally anything you say or do.

Some parents worry about this…but did you realize just how great a comedic opportunity you've been given here? We at the Babylon Bee have painstakingly compiled a knock-out list of absolutely killer ways to mortify your teen. Check it out!

Speak: We're starting with the easy ones here.

Exist: Your teen will never live this down.

Breathe: Ew, gross. What's wrong with you?

Take them on a family vacation where they will make lifelong memories they can cherish forever: This is cringe.

Be the President: (Joe Biden only)

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