ST. LOUIS, MO - Worship guitarist James "Whitesnake" Lee was rushed to the hospital Sunday morning, as the flesh on his left hand began melting from his bones during the scorching guitar lick at the beginning of popular worship song "Mighty to Save" at Crossroadspointe Church, sources confirmed Thursday.
According to witnesses, Lee was able to begin the iconic tune without too much trouble, but as he continued to pull off the lightning-fast series of hammer-ons and pull-offs, smoke began to rise from the red-glowing neck of his guitar, indicating that something was amiss.
"I was so focused on nailing it, I didn't even notice," the worship guitarist noted to sources.
Sure enough, as Lee finished off the epic riff, large globules of skin began to drip onto the church's stage, exposing the

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