LONGWOOD, FL - Local King James Only adherent Ben Strickland recently had to explain to yet another acquaintance that his preferred pronouns are "thou" and "thine," and not "he" and "his," and he would appreciate it if they would remember that when addressing him, sources confirmed Tuesday.

"It's quite hurtful when people refer to me using modern pronouns, which trigger dark thoughts of perverted translations of the Bible which have been thrust upon mankind by Satan in order to deceive, and perpetuated by evil businessmen to attain their filthy lucre," Strickland explained to his friend. "Verily I say unto thee, I've even updated my social media bios to reflect this fact."

Sources noted that Strickland went on to explain to his friend that he decided to go public with his new preferred p

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