NEW YORK, NY — Vice Presidential candidate Tim Walz explained that he misspoke when previously claiming he was present at the Tiananmen Square Massacre in China, clarifying he was actually at the Tiananmen Square Chinese Buffet in Omaha, Nebraska.
"Look, I'm a knucklehead," Walz clarified on the debate stage Tuesday. "What I actually meant was that I was enjoying a succulent Chinese meal with my family at the Tiananmen Square Chinese Buffet. That food is literally to die for!"
The admitted knucklehead went on to explain that he learned a lot about the Chinese people from their food, even going so far as to say he feels great kinship with victims of the Tiananmen Square Massacre. "I know exactly how they feel," Walz said. "I imagine what it must have felt like if they closed down the buff

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