RAPID FALLS, IA - Joey Tyler, aged fourteen months, has begun researching the effects of gravity. His main time for research is when he is in his high chair. The high vantage point, Joey has found out, allows for more interesting results when gravity is allowed to take effect.
The main objects of Joey's study are whatever objects come within arm's length of this high chair. Mostly it's food, though gravity's effects on solid foods such as Cheerios have become fairly uninteresting. He's gotten much more data when his chair was left near a countertop where a whole box of Cheerios stood; he was able to test gravity on that, leading to many ancillary effects when the open box hit the ground.
Another interesting object of study is his sippy cup. Most results are fairly typical -- the cup hits

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