Colin Jost reprised his blistering impression of embattled Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth.

Jost, who rarely appears on Saturday Night Live outside of “Weekend Update,” portrayed Hegseth as an aggressive, angry man struggling to downplay the scandal of his alleged war crimes against Venezuelan drug boats.

“First things first,” Jost’s Hegseth said as he began his press conference. “Where are the fatties? You, out!”

Hegseth denied ordering a second strike on a boat that killed two survivors who had spent 40 minutes clinging to the wreckage.

He told reporters, “That kind of cruel, heartless act has no place in Operation Kill Everybody.”

Hegseth continued to attempt to distance himself from the incident by explaining, “I wasn’t even in the room when it happened, OK? I was so jacked up a

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