PENSACOLA, FL - After local congregant Alex Dargan confessed he wasn't sure if he had prayed the sinner's prayer sincerely when he was five years old, Pastor Bob Rowan reportedly assigned the man five sinner's prayers to recite as penance for his lack of faith.
Rowan later stated that he usually prescribes repentant church members either recitations of the magic words in the sinner's prayer or else a certain number of listens to DC Talk's entire Jesus Freak album, depending on the severity of the sin confessed.
"There was a guy last week who had stumbled in his pornography use again," Rowan said. "I'm really trying to get through to him, so I assigned him ten sinner's prayers and three listens to the Newsboys' Take Me To Your Leader daily."
"Anytime you sin, it's important to ta

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