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Pervy residents in both counties of Long Island — together with those in Brooklyn and Queens — are outspending entire European nations on the amateur porn site OnlyFans, new data show.

The freaky Long Island and city dwellers have joined forces to buy more of the site’s porn than huge nations such as Switzerland, France, Italy, and Spain per capita while also surpassing countries including Greece, Israel and much of Italy, according to the 2025 OnlyFans Wrapped report by OnlyGuider.

“The Big Apple, or should I say the Big Fapple, is the city that never sleeps. … Well, now we know why,” a rep for OnlyGuider quipped to The Post.

Smut Central in the metro area involves a joint 7 million people between the four counties who have collectively blown nearly $52 mi

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