The raccoon that got wasted in a Virginia liquor store last weekend got more time in the spotlight via Saturday Night Live last night, as Sarah Sherman played the boozy bandit in a “Weekend Update” bit.

After propositioning Colin Jost and falling off the anchor desk, Sherman’s raccoon discussed her drinking problem. “The problem being I can’t get drunk in a bathroom without people taking pictures of me face down, a** up,” she said.

The raccoon also discussed her eating habits, which Jost deemed disgusting. And to that, the raccoon quoted the offensive comment Donald Trump unleashed on a Bloomberg News reporter last month: “Quiet, piggy.”

Then, after discussing Ring cameras and rabies, Sherman’s character was back to hitting on Jost. “C’mon, Colin,” she said. “Let’s go back to

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