ROCKWALL, TX - After a sufficient amount of screaming in the hour before church starts, the Henderson family of four is now reportedly ready to head out the door to go into the house of the Lord.

"We go to church every Sunday. It's just a restful start to the busy week, y'know?" Mr. Henderson told reporters who had gathered outside his home to inquire about the flurry of 911 calls and police chatter about a noise disturbance or possible murder at the address. "We give God the praise and thanksgiving he is worthy of, and we receive from him the means of grace in the ministry of the Word and the sacraments. I can't think of a better way to start our week. And we're ready to go, I think!"

He then turned around to address little Susie playing around behind him in the doorway.

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