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Some people like mumble rap. Those people should nuhsaluhnayl.

I’m sorry, I meant ohuminanuh. Okay, I’m done with the joke.

It’s tempting to mash the keyboard one more time, but I’m no meshugana. I promise that’s a real word, even if it doesn’t look like it.

Some types of music don’t deserve the label of music.

Now, I’m not saying that everything should be a rhyming ballad, but everything should be a rhyming ballad.

Free verse in music doesn’t sound rhythmic. Especially when someone speaks it instead of singing it.

I don’t get why songs where people talk over a beat are considered songs.

Take Arlo Guthrie’s “Alice’s Restaurant.” That has some hugely meaningful lyrics, like “This song is called Alice’s Restaurant, and it’s about Alice, an

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