RIP the wacky Globes.

If you thought last year’s Golden Globes nominations were esoteric, well the 2026 crop is practically a cinema studies course syllabus.

Exhibit A: The nods, which were announced Monday , include five Cannes Film Festival premieres in the top categories of best motion picture – drama and best motion picture – musical or comedy.

Four of those movies — “ It Was Just An Accident ,” “ Sentimental Value ,” “The Secret Agent” and “No Other Choice” — respectively hail from Iran, Norway, Brazil and South Korea.

Another, Richard Linklater’s “Nouvelle Vague,” is almost entirely in French.

Which is to say, few viewers of the Jan. 11th CBS telecast will have watched or even heard of any of them.

Sacré bleu!

It makes you feel for host Nikki Glaser. Thank God “ One Bat

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