An orange ping-poll has become a marketing symbol of Marty Supreme , which is about a messy (fictional) champion of the sport. A New York pop-up store contained mannequins with orange balls as heads, for example, and Timothee told Vogue he wanted to promote it by having a posse of similar dudes following him around to screenings. And now he and his girlfriend Kylie Jenner are in head-to-toe custom orange Chrome Hearts outfits, which… it’s better than the slouchy stuff he was schlepping around in for Bob Dylan Unplugged or whatever that was called, but matching ensembles don’t have the best track record. This younger generation needs to study the rich texts of its elders, by which I obviously mean Britney and Justin .
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