As far as hangovers go, it’s about the best you could hope for: The Hanover County Animal Protection & Shelter in Virginia has raised $170,560 in just 72 hours by selling over 15,000 pieces of “Trashed Panda” merchandise—hoodies, mugs, stickers, and T-shirts, all featuring a raccoon sprawled on its stomach, paws splayed in every direction, next to a toppled bottle of booze.

The merchandise pays homage to the sloshed raccoon that made headlines last week after going on a boozy romp at an ABC liquor store in Ashland, Virginia, ransacking shelves before blacking out face-down in the store’s restroom. ABC employees called in Hanover County Animal Protection, and the raccoon was given a chance to sober up before animal control sent it back into the wild, but not before snapping a photograph of

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