Scooter King William is at it again. He’s making big plans for changing the monarchy. Hilariously enough, it feels like most of Prince William’s big “changes” are simply smaller things he doesn’t like or doesn’t want to do. At best, he’s rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic and calling it “modernizing the monarchy.” At worst, William’s laziness, alleged illiteracy and disrespect for history will hasten the Windsors’ downfall. Previously, we’ve heard vague modernizing promises from William, like “William doesn’t want to wear ceremonial garb anymore” and “William will take away everyone’s titles, especially Harry’s!” Now there’s another big change William wants to make: all of the royals will get their gag gifts at the same time.

It has been a long-standing, if light-hearted, trad

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