U.S. - Owners of coffee shops, cafes, and other eateries across America have begun placing Beto O'Rourke-deterring spike strips on tables and countertops to discourage the Democratic presidential candidate from leaping onto surfaces to deliver inspiring grassroots campaign speeches.

"We were getting a lot of complaints from customers," said Hannah McClary, owner of the Cheesecake Nook in Brookings, New Hampshire. She claimed that Beto had left footprints in customer's desserts on more than one occasion. McClary and other shop owners shared a concern that O'Rourke's habit of roosting on eatery surfaces could lead to even more unsanitary situations like nest-building and molting.

In response to the growing concern of Beto and other pests alighting on establishment surfaces, bird control sp

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