WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a clever, covert attempt to get back at Barack Obama for spying on him during his 2016 presidential campaign, President Donald Trump donned a pizza delivery guy costume and knocked on the door of one of Obama's houses.
"Mama mia, pizza delivery for ah-you!" Trump said in a faux Italian accent as a confused Obama opened the door at 10 in the morning. "It's a-me, Donatello, with-ah the best-ah pizza you-ah ordered, oui?"
A suspicious Obama shouted for Michelle and the girls, asking if anyone had ordered a pizza. Trump was allowed to stand in the entryway as Obama walked around the massive house, asking his butlers, assistants, and family members who had ordered a pizza at 10 in the morning.
The crafty president-turned-spy used this opportunity to begin bugging the ho

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