For kids, birthdays are the ultimate celebration: themed parties, all-you-can-eat sugar, and presents galore. For adults (especially those crossing into their thirties), it’s more about milestones, mild existential panic, and trying to prove you’re really into minimalist candleholders.

Whatever age you’re turning, we’re always on the hunt for witty birthday wishes that’ll make someone laugh. A hilarious birthday pun that sends the kids into giggles, a dad joke that earns a groan from the group, or a classic knock-knock joke for that nostalgic punch all help kick off the celebration.

Whether you’re shopping for jokes, puns, or just the right quip to send to a friend teetering on the edge of a birthday meltdown, we've pulled the funniest birthday jokes from every corner of the internet to

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