SANTA ROSA, CA - In a 4,000 word blog post published in the early morning hours after his first viewing of Star Wars: The Last Jedi , local grown man Kyle Marion reportedly complained about plot holes in the film about space wizards fighting with colored laser sticks, reports confirmed Monday.

"How did the bombs drop out of the bomber doors and fall toward the Dreadnaught if there's no gravity in space? It just doesn't make any sense," Marion wrote of the film that featured good and evil space magicians fighting with their minds. "If Disney thinks they can get away with this kind of stuff, they've got another thing coming."

Marion further wrote that the filmmakers had made a "grievous scientific error" in having a Resistance cruiser jump to lightspeed right through a First Order capita

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