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Countless families have been destroyed by games of Monopoly gone awry. Don't let that happen to you.

As a public service, The Babylon Bee has come up with the following list of fun activities that are less likely to destroy your family:

Give your kids medieval weapons and tell them the winner gets 20 Robux: There can only be one survivor.

Hide and seek in the old swinging axe factory: An adventure no one will ever forget.

Play a game of Sorry! and every time you send your kids' pawns back to the start, you yell, "In 'yo face, suckaaaa!": Adversity makes kids stronger.

Acting out classic Bible stories: Onan, Lot and his daughters, Ehud and King Eglon... so many favorites.

A Somalian food-eating contest: Whoever ke

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