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Still don't believe mask mandates work? Over and over, we've screamed "DIE, YOU SCIENCE DENIER!" in your face, and yet you still doubt the science.

Once and for all, we bring you indisputable scientific proof that mask mandates just work, period:

1) Look at this simple bar graph: SCIENCE.

2) Florida never imposed mask mandates, and now they're all dead: It is literally a barren wasteland of corpses lying on the beach, playing pickleball, going to restaurants, etc.

3) Intellectual juggernauts from "The View" say so: Not even the brilliant AOC would dare challenge the incomparable wisdom of the show's co-hosts.

4) The COVID can't get into your body if you literally can't breathe: Mandates: 1, COVID: 0.

5) Very low rates of infection among old-timey stagecoac

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