It's almost Easter, or as we at The Babylon Bee like to call it, the Seeker-Sensitive Super Bowl! You'll have potentially hundreds of visitors in your pews who wouldn't normally come to church, so you'd better be ready with some really great stuff to effectively entice them toward Christ.

As always, we're here to help. Here are six ways you can honor the resurrected Christ with your Easter service extravaganza!

1.) Blast visitors in the face with T-shirt cannons. T-shirt giveaways are a staple of any true church's Easter service, of course. But why not up the ante? Buy a T-shirt cannon and have your pastoral staff roam throughout the crowd and just blast visitors right in the face with them when they least expect it. Classic!

2.) Show hilarious movie clips. What better way to sh

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