NEW YORK, NY — Local authorities sprang into action to hold a miscreant accountable today as an NYC homeowner was arrested for not providing squatters with her WiFi password.

The homeowner stubbornly refused to grant internet access to the group of people who had been living in her home illegally while she was on a business trip, prompting a swift reaction from law enforcement to bring her to justice.

"We don't tolerate this type of brazen misconduct in New York City," said a police department spokesman. "When total strangers enter your domicile without your permission and begin squatting against your will, the only proper thing to do is to provide them with your WiFi password. Failure to do so will result in severe consequences. Let this be an example to anyone else who thinks they can

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