CUAUHTEMOC, MEXICO

For decades the Rundschau, in its various iterations, has provided Mennonites with news about what other Mennonites are doing in jantsied or even ditsied. Well, this year, the Rundschau has decided to branch out and award Taylor Swift, of all people, the award of ‘Person of the Year Once Yet’.

“Nah, oba, Taylor Swift as person the year?” exclaimed Mrs. Brandt of Campo 69. “I don’t see what she did to deserve this. What? Just because she’s dating that Travis Kehler fellow?”

Still, editors at the Rundschau have defended their choice of Taylor Swift as the most newsworthy person of the year once yet.

“She’s had a bigger impact than anyone else on the colonies,” said Mr. Fehr. “There was no artist that was secretly listened to behind the barn more often this year than Ta

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