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Wedding Venue Offers 10% Discount During Manure Spreading Season

Wedding Venue Offers 10% Discount During Manure Spreading Season

Mennonites Praying for Snow Day So They Can Miss Church Tomorrow

Mennonites Praying for Snow Day So They Can Miss Church Tomorrow

Local Potluck to Feature Delectable Array of Measles

Local Potluck to Feature Delectable Array of Measles

Mennonite Men Clamour to Buy Discount Flowers Two Days After Valentine’s Day

Mennonite Men Clamour to Buy Discount Flowers Two Days After Valentine’s Day

Mennonite Couples Compete to Have the Most Grandchildren

Mennonite Couples Compete to Have the Most Grandchildren

French Pole Vaulter Signs Farmer Sausage Endorsement Deal

French Pole Vaulter Signs Farmer Sausage Endorsement Deal

Mennonite Man Caught Using Genealogy Website to Cheat at Mennonite Game

Mennonite Man Caught Using Genealogy Website to Cheat at Mennonite Game

Mennonite Man Fills Out Welcome Card in Pen, Fearing Usher Might Erase Prayer Requests

Mennonite Man Fills Out Welcome Card in Pen, Fearing Usher Might Erase Prayer Requests

Google Honours Mennonites with Farmer Sausage Logo

Google Honours Mennonites with Farmer Sausage Logo

Mennonite Man Blows Entire Co-op Dividend Cheque on Chicken Chef Feast

Mennonite Man Blows Entire Co-op Dividend Cheque on Chicken Chef Feast

Mennonite Couple Ill-Prepared for Encounter with 'Spicy Perogy Pizza'

Mennonite Couple Ill-Prepared for Encounter with 'Spicy Perogy Pizza'

Attempt at Singing 'Silent Night' in German Fizzles Out After First Line

Attempt at Singing 'Silent Night' in German Fizzles Out After First Line

Area Man Receives a Bag of Ten Thousand Villages Coffee from Every Single Guest at His Birthday Party

Area Man Receives a Bag of Ten Thousand Villages Coffee from Every Single Guest at His Birthday Party

Caf-Lib a Top Seller at Hip New Mennonite Coffee Shop

Caf-Lib a Top Seller at Hip New Mennonite Coffee Shop

Carney's Speech Rated Just 2% More Exciting than Mennonite Pastor’s Sermon

Carney's Speech Rated Just 2% More Exciting than Mennonite Pastor’s Sermon

Mennonites Buy Naming Rights to New Edmonton Arena

Mennonites Buy Naming Rights to New Edmonton Arena

Winnipeg Wonders: How Many Mennonites Does it Take to Change a Purple Lightbulb?

Winnipeg Wonders: How Many Mennonites Does it Take to Change a Purple Lightbulb?

We Asked AI to Create Images of the Main Characters from Andrew Unger's Novel Once Removed

We Asked AI to Create Images of the Main Characters from Andrew Unger's Novel Once Removed

Breaking an Arm While Sledding a Hiebert Family Tradition

Breaking an Arm While Sledding a Hiebert Family Tradition

Steinbachers Excited to Have "Shots at the Legion"

Steinbachers Excited to Have "Shots at the Legion"

Mennonite Woman Quickly Performs Her Own 'Cabinet Shuffle' Before Guests Arrive

Mennonite Woman Quickly Performs Her Own 'Cabinet Shuffle' Before Guests Arrive

Local Boy Wears MCC Peace Button to Pick Up Mennonite Girls

Local Boy Wears MCC Peace Button to Pick Up Mennonite Girls

Mennonite Church Holds Potluck Via Zoom

Mennonite Church Holds Potluck Via Zoom

Mennonite Church’s Shocking Peace Plan Revealed in Group Chat

Mennonite Church’s Shocking Peace Plan Revealed in Group Chat

Deceased Man Has No Idea His Funeral Being Used for Fire and Brimstone Altar Call

Deceased Man Has No Idea His Funeral Being Used for Fire and Brimstone Altar Call

Canadian Woman Confuses Vegemite for Nutella

Canadian Woman Confuses Vegemite for Nutella

Mennonite Woman Eats Over the Sink to Avoid Doing Dishes

Mennonite Woman Eats Over the Sink to Avoid Doing Dishes

North Kildonan Gets its Own Area Code

North Kildonan Gets its Own Area Code

Vancouver Blizzard Blamed on Visiting Relatives from Manitoba

Vancouver Blizzard Blamed on Visiting Relatives from Manitoba

Doug Ford Accidentally Shuts Off Power to the Amish

Doug Ford Accidentally Shuts Off Power to the Amish