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Teachers found to have been inadvertently voting Tory

Teachers found to have been inadvertently voting Tory

Free school meals for kids who volunteer for the army

Free school meals for kids who volunteer for the army

Trump reveals new US travel ban

Trump reveals new US travel ban

Turkey tells UN it will be now known as ‘Nut Roast’

Turkey tells UN it will be now known as ‘Nut Roast’

Shouldn't laugh...

Shouldn't laugh...

A curious child

A curious child

Outrage as woman forced to eat Spanish food on Spanish holiday

Outrage as woman forced to eat Spanish food on Spanish holiday

Internal Combustion Engine references to be phased out of political rhetoric by 2035

Internal Combustion Engine references to be phased out of political rhetoric by 2035

'Festival of Thatcher' to charge entry inverse to people's wealth

'Festival of Thatcher' to charge entry inverse to people's wealth

Palace reassure public, "Queen booed PM from home"

Palace reassure public, "Queen booed PM from home"

Desperate Starmer steals the TARDIS

Desperate Starmer steals the TARDIS

Insomnia causes

Insomnia causes

British Detectives Continue To Search Algarve Golf Courses for Madeleine McCann

British Detectives Continue To Search Algarve Golf Courses for Madeleine McCann

Home Office launch “France really isn’t so bad” campaign

Home Office launch “France really isn’t so bad” campaign

London Council Announces Groundbreaking Plan to Ignore New Petition of 100,000 Signatures

London Council Announces Groundbreaking Plan to Ignore New Petition of 100,000 Signatures

Five Go Dobbing in the Neighbours

Five Go Dobbing in the Neighbours

Jubilee beacons "mistake" as 5000 Rohirrim arrive over horizon

Jubilee beacons "mistake" as 5000 Rohirrim arrive over horizon

War only happens when the moneyed classes think they are going to profit from it

War only happens when the moneyed classes think they are going to profit from it

National Cheese Day: guess the cheese

National Cheese Day: guess the cheese

National Service for Over

National Service for Over

Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month May 2025

Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month May 2025

Dodgy salesman feels stupid now

Dodgy salesman feels stupid now

Defence Review Promises More Peashooters to Isle of Wight

Defence Review Promises More Peashooters to Isle of Wight

Nation breathes a collective sigh of relief as Colour Trooped without a hitch

Nation breathes a collective sigh of relief as Colour Trooped without a hitch

Factory and Offices Act will help keep pensioners warm

Factory and Offices Act will help keep pensioners warm

The Trump movie collection: Dirty Donnie

The Trump movie collection: Dirty Donnie

Obese fans demand fat Dr Who

Obese fans demand fat Dr Who

Israel finally solves Gaza’s obesity crisis

Israel finally solves Gaza’s obesity crisis

Trump imposes tariffs on himself

Trump imposes tariffs on himself

Caption Competition: Friday 6th June

Caption Competition: Friday 6th June