This week:

The Naked Truth

Celebrities are being insane again.

Thank God.

I didn’t know how much I needed this.

My friends are posting Instagram carousels of how much they’ve loved this summer, and I can’t relate because Instagram doesn’t allow you to just post a shrieking rage scream in lieu of photos at a beach. So I am extremely thankful that after I scroll past those posts, I am greeted by absolutely insane celebrity news. The social media manna from heaven. The extremely online water to keep me hydrated while I wait in 100-degree heat for a subway to take me to my job.

It was on that subway platform as my buttcrack received sweat it never even knew a human was capable of producing that I saw the news that Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson are (maybe, but kinda definitely) dati

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