Here are the cold hard facts. On a warm, August day, Seattle police officers arrested a 33-year-old man for making threats to kill with a knife following copulation with a refrigerator inside of a Trader Joe’s grocery store.

On Aug. 8 at about a 2:15 p.m., patrol officers responded to the 1700 block of 16th Avenue East following a report of a man using racial slurs and brandishing a knife at security. Shortly after, he also threatened to kill everyone in the store.

According to the security guard, he confronted the man for allegedly “humping” a refrigerator and attempting to do the same to a customer. When challenged, the suspect became upset and kicked a flower display. He also threw apples.

Multiple officers responded and arrested the suspect for felony Harassment. Police booked the s

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