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Things are a bit of a mess right now. President Donald Trump, apparently attempting to distance himself from Jeffrey Epstein’s underaged sex trafficking ring, has sent nuclear submarines toward Russia. He's also decided to avoid a disastrous jobs report that, in addition to his exorbitant tariff program, is certain to be ruinous to our economy.
His solution? Fire the person in charge of the jobs report, rather than actually improve the economy. Oh, and all of this is while Immigration and Customs Enforcement disappears citizens and others to foreign gulags and U.S.-built concentration camps. Wars and genocides reign, and about a dozen more disasters rage. So, you can certainly be forgiven for perhaps missing a memorandum for all federal agencies issued by