×Art Kumbalek

I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? So listen, I’m all farshimmelt. Maybe it’s the humidity plus this gosh darn wildfire smoke-schmutz we’ve been having this summer of late (as a guy with a dinky AC unit to “cool” his dinky apartment, I’ve taken to repeated listenings on the Hi-Fi of my lone Yuletide holiday album, Making Spirits Bright but it’s not making me feel any cooler even though it’s Dean Martin doing the focking crooning and if there’s anybody cooler than the Dino that a guy like me could perspire to, then I’m thinking I need to update my Rolodex, I kid you not) but I got to tell you’s, my memory circuit’s got a short in it somewheres, which reminds me of a little story:

So this elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house and aft

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