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With the country facing an astronomical deficit unlike anything previous generations could have imagined, President Donald Trump has reportedly made it a priority to take the situation more seriously and begin the hard work of getting the country out of the hole.

The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of simple ways Trump plans to get the U.S. out of debt:

Cancel all the streaming subscriptions the country just never uses: When's the last time anyone watched anything on Hulu anyway?

Executive order limiting every American to only eating out once a week: It's supposed to be a treat, not a regular thing.

Only buy military equipment on Coupon Day: You can save a lot with promo code "RAYTHEON25."

Recycling his daily 50

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