With the November presidential election looming, Republicans are sadly struggling to win over female voters.

After consulting several female experts, The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of ways Republicans can win the female vote:

MAGA hats with pink bows on them: So CUTE!

Hand out glasses of wine outside Target: We've been told women love drinking wine and shopping at Target.

Gesture wildly toward Democrats' position on biological men playing women's sports: It should be self-explanatory, but make sure they know.

Have Donald Trump grow a beard: Chicks love guys with beards.

Start a Republican Party true crime podcast: The more grisly and disturbing, the better!

Offer to mansplain to them how car engines work: They love that.

Give out free Stanley tumblers with ev

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