WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following on the heels of his creation of a strategic national reserve of cryptocurrency, President Donald Trump revealed his intention to start another strategic national reserve of JD Vance memes.

According to Trump, the memes of the vice president that flooded American social media marked an important era in the nation's history that must be stockpiled and used strategically. Each meme was to be carefully printed off as a glossy photo, hand-signed by Vance himself, and then laminated and locked away for preservation.

"I've always said, memes can be so hard to find again once you scroll past them," Trump told reporters, holding up the newly signed executive order creating the reserve. "If we don't start this now, believe me, everyone will be wishing they had saved th

See Full Page