MIAMI, FL - Progressives across the nation cheered wildly as a biological male absolutely pummeled a woman in an MMA fight.

"You love to see it," said Katherine Freedle, women's rights activist. "This is what we've been fighting for for decades. Finally, we've reached a point of equality where it's okay for a grown man to beat the tar out of a woman on national television."

"Alana McLaughlin was so brave to get out there and risk everything!" Freedle continued. "Sure, McLaughlin has benefited from a lifetime of testosterone, increased muscle mass, and bone density, but it must've taken some real…um, some real courage to put yourself out there like that and be seen by the world!"

Despite the cheers, and praises from progressives, many backward, transphobic conservatives had a hard time e

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