ICE Barbie Kristi Noem might have hoped she’d ended the joke when she dismissed her heavily Botoxed South Park caricature as “lazy” and “petty.” Turns out, she could not have been more wrong.

The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary was lampooned in brutal fashion by the Comedy Central cartoon.

The hit show depicted her as a cosmetically-modified, gun-toting psycho who kills puppies—a reference to her 2024 memoir in which she admitted to shooting her 14-month-old dog, Cricket, for being “untrainable.”

The new season’s second installment, “Got a Nut,” introduces Noem in a recruitment video where she brags, “A few years ago, I had to put my puppy down by shooting it in the face, because sometimes doing what’s important means doing what’s hard.”

By the episode’s end, Botox ca

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