Our dead-eyed deporter-in-chief is having a full-blown narcissistic breakdown after learning that being a performatively cruel asshat on national television might have consequences.

As reported by The Daily Beast, Kristi "Say Cheese While I Destroy Lives" Noem dragged her persecution complex onto Glenn Beck's radio show to cry about how South Park depicted her as precisely what she is: a preening sociopath who treats human suffering like a Vogue photoshoot.

"It's so lazy to make fun of women for how they look," mewled the fascist fashionista who turned El Salvador's notorious prison into her personal TikTok backdrop. Honey, they're not mocking your face — they're mocking whose entire political strategy is "What if Border Patrol, but make it about me?" 00:00/00:53 10

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