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Climate Change

Democrats: If you don't pay us more taxes, the planet will explode in a ball of fire and you will watch your dreams turn to ash.

Republicans: It's cold outside, so there's no climate change.

Inflation

Democrats: Inflation is simultaneously not Biden's fault and not actually happening and also it's actually good for you.

Republicans: More like Bidenflation, am I right?

Killing Babies

Democrats: Pro.

Republicans: Anti, unless you get your mistress pregnant.

Taxation

Democrats: Tax and spend.

Republicans: Cut taxes and spend.

Drag Queens in Schools

Democrats: For dra

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