Look, I’ve done some things I’m not proud of in this life. We all tell little white lies to get by, don’t we? Smile and nod, feign competence rather than be looked down upon with disdain and disappointment? We all gotta fake it til we make it to a certain extent. But I’ve gotten to my breaking point and I have to tell someone. I don’t even know what shoegaze fucking means. God, this feels so embarrassing to admit, it’s like I can’t look you in the eye, like I can’t look up from my feet.

You might think this is trite, “Oh boo hoo you don’t know what shoegaze is, so sad you bitch ass indie poser!” Well guess what. I’m the VP of Growth at Interscope Records.

I don’t even know what that means either. All I know is we were sitting in a meeting and we were talking about genres we should invest

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