Is your husband cheating on you? We here at the Babylon Bee hate marital infidelity, so we consulted marriage experts to learn all the troubling signs to look for when a man isn't being faithful.

Wives, look for these sure signs your husband is having an affair.

He has a female coworker: An all-too-common giveaway of a sordid, passionate affair.

He cheats on you in a dream: If that's what he's doing in your dream, imagine what he's doing in his dream! Sickening.

He concentrates hard on his work while he's at work: Call your Mom now to have her prepare a room for you and the kids.

He admits to having had other girlfriends before you met: Once a player, always a player – you should have listened to your sisters' warnings about him after their first impressions 19 years ago.

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